New Taylor Swift breakup album in 3… 2… 1…
The Taylor Swift breakup industrial complex has now disposed of EDM star Calvin Harris, with the Swift songwriting machine undoubtedly prepping a string of monster pop classics to commemorate the torment.
People reported the news first on Wednesday night, with E! News following soon thereafter, so the sourcing on this story is extremely solid. Others agreed with our thorough fact-checking, including Vanity Fair, Elle, Billboard, US Weekly, USA Today, Huffington Post, Time, Mashable, Entertainment Tonight, the New York Daily News, ABC News, International Business Times, Perez Hilton, and the Telegraph, among others.
But this story is already days old. “This all happened last week,” one source told E! finally leaked. “Taylor and [Calvin] had no big blowout fight, but the romance just was not there anymore for them.”
But wait: looks like the Swift wasn’t the one doing the dumping! And anyone who thought that Taylor was axing Harris weeks after his horrifying car crash (that left no serious injuries) is completely ill-informed. “[Harris] is the one that ended it,” the source bomb-shelled. “It was all done in a very mature fashion. Taylor is pretty upset but they are still in communication. Taylor was there for [him] with his accident and supportive.”
But was this relationship rocky enough to produce big-earning classics, with John Mayer-style revenue results? That’s one question being discussed by a number of different critical news sources taking a break from around-the-clock Harambe the gorilla coverage, including Vanity Fair, Elle, Billboard, US Weekly, USA Today, Huffington Post, Time, Mashable, Entertainment Tonight, the New York Daily News, ABC News, International Business Times, Perez Hilton, and the Telegraph, among others.
Stay tuned for more developments!