Gene Simmons Threatens Anonymous: “They Might Find Their Little Butts In Jail…”

Gene Simmons is now striking back against the loose collective known as ‘Anonymous,’ the group responsible for downing his sites in response to some strong anti-piracy statements.

Actually, is still down (as of Sunday evening), though some choice threats were recently published (thanks

“Some of you may have heard a few popcorn farts re: our sites being threatened by hackers.

Our legal team and the FBI have been on the case and we have

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 found a few, shall we say “adventurous” young people, who feel they are above the law.

And, as stated in my MIPCOM speech, we will sue their pants off.

First, they will be punished.

Second, they might find their little butts in jail, right next to someone who’s been there for years and is looking for a new girl friend.

We will soon be printing their names and pictures.

We will find you.

You cannot hide.

Stay tuned”


And, for those just jumping into this one, Simmons attracted the denial-of-service attacks by uttering these statements (among others):

“Be litigious. Sue everybody. Take their homes, their cars. Don’t let anybody cross that line”

9 Responses

  1. skellar

    I’m SURE the FBI is on the case. After all, what could possibly be more important than Gene Simmons’ website? If it walks like a dinosaur…

    • Kiss Fan

      I’m Sure the FBI will make an example of the first person they catch and when that happens, let’s see how many ‘annonymous’ will continue their cowardly ways hiding behind their pc, i can’t wait 🙂 …which coward is going to be famous.

      • Billy

        You absolutely have no idea what “ananymous” are and what they can do, you also have no idea that it’s easier to go to the Sun and come back unburnt than to catch the people causing the DoS attacks.

        Let me put it to you this way, in order to catch who made the DoS attack, you have to collect all the IPs that have visited his website at that time (which could include yours), and which will ultimately lead to what? Accuse these people of “visiting the website”?

      • Anon

        LOL you silly cumdumpster, you know how many jails they’d need to build to house ” A certain site this is loosely based on”

        captcha: stfucumdumpster

    • @orcharduk (Twitter)

      The Orchard UK
      Gene Simmons: A little behind the curve, perhaps?

    • @thewordpainter (Twitter)

      Adam Wexler
      story getting more amusing by the day!

      • CrowfeatheR

        See the difference between Gene and I is, he gets the FBI and threatens to have them sued and sent to prison, where they can be used like dolls by the gang bangers. I instead would just personally go to their houses, break their skateboards, cram their play stations down their throats and use their sister like Ashley Blue would in a Girlvert feature. I really hate these “Seth Bailey” type internet cowards, I hope Gene means what he says, Don’t disappoint me God of Thunder.

        • Billy

          It’s nice to see you acting all tough on your “fans”. Just but that clowns stupid comments, I will never in my life buy anything for his clown posse…

          Get this, YOU NEED ME, you make your music or your art for me! So when you say that you want to come to my house and beat the heck out of me, why don’t you also be brave enough to show the real identity behind these statements?