Finally: A Solution for Pandora’s Financial Problems

Why didn’t we think of this sooner?

Prices start at $12.95, sizes S-XL.

adapt or die!


And let’s not forget to monetize the female demographic.


coming soon: zipper hoodies.

(thanks Zazzle for the custom-created concept…)


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    Chillout Channel

    Such a depressing commentary on artists right now. I wish you could actually pay the bills selling merch.

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      . . . . or Maybe Timmy can play that guitar that is in the background of every single picture he is in… you know, becasue he’s a musician and “understands” how it is.

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    Corey Tate -

    So how much of a cut on t-shirt sales does Pandora have to fork over to the major labels?