Yeezianity: “THE BEST CHURCH OF ALL TIME!!!!!”

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It’s no secret that Kanye West sees himself as a God, so I guess it was just a matter of time until a religion formed around him.

Yeezianity describes itself as “an anonymous group who believes that the one who calls himself Yeezus is a divine being who has been sent by God to usher in a New Age of humanity“.

While this may sound creepy and cult-like, Noisey interviewed Yeezianity’s anonymous founder to get to the bottom of it:

“First question: Is Yeezianity for real?”

“I believe in what it is, and that’s real.  But is there a real organized religion behind it?  There is not.  At first, I thought about putting on that it was—I thought that’d be more viral or whatever—but I’m not going to be able to uphold that.”

“So you’re not approaching Kanye as a ‘god,’ per se, but you’re instead approaching him as someone who inspires you?”

“Exactly.  He’s a god.  You’re a god.  Why Yeezus is the figure is because Kanye is the one who believes that the hardest, so that’s why he’s the model for behavior.”

11 Responses

  1. TuneHunter

    I hope he is a God!
    Possibly he will grab 12 Kanye advisors (Mel Watts , and Oprah are the must) and we will rig-up new “fair use” act. Discovery Moment Monetization will rule with 100B industry by 2020.

  2. Jughead

    Pathetic. America is a wasteland which embraces stupidity, depravity, and self indulgence.

    I think Rome did the same thing.

    • Becky Bishop

      What Jughead said. Americans are a mindless group of sheep willing to kiss the ass of the asshole.

    • GGG

      Yep, unlike the rest of the world, where nothing bad or stupid ever happens and all people are model human beings.

      • Jughead

        …but, we are leading the charge.

        I am petitioning to have “dignity” removed from the dictionary. It is an arcane concept in the western world.

  3. hippydog

    whats sad is a thousand years from now, THIS will be the religion that survives 😉

  4. Anonymous

    Can’t wait for his peeps to Coinye them out of existence. Which, as the holy father, I suppose would be Kanye’s perogative.