One Direction is apparently considering a lawsuit against Rip n Roll, the manufacturer behind these long-lasting prophylactics. All of which has generated an sudden, uncontrollable explosion in newfound publicity…
“Stay ‘UP ALL NIGHT’ with these FDA approved ONE ERECTION condoms. There is only one direction to go with these babies and that is UP! Great ice breaker at parties and bars.”
Blurb on the Rip n Roll Condom Superstore.
1 direction: backward? 🙂