Three of These Gene Simmons Quotes Are Made Up. Can You Name Them?

Which one of these quotes wasn’t said by Gene Simmons?  (hint: there are three)

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1. “The record industry is dead because of the fans.  They killed it.”


2. “Never negotiate with kids. They don’t have life experience, and they don’t have repercussions for bad decisions.  They still get fed and housed.”


3. “I’m actually saying the thing that needs to be said because the politically-correct climate is bulls—-t. You don’t want to upset anybody by saying, ‘Learn to speak goddamn English.’ So, as an immigrant, I’m telling you: learn to speak goddamn English. It is the key that will unlock the keys to the kingdom.”


4. “The woman who says, ‘I love you, baby’ is lying to you.  The only person who has ever heard that phrase and knew it wasn’t a lie was Ben Franklin.”


5. “I’m on Mel Gibson’s side, Don Sterling’s side, and anybody who has uttered a racist or an expletive rant in private.”


6. “President Obama means well, I think he’s actually a good guy, but he has no f–king idea what the world is like.  Because he doesn’t have to live there.”


7. “Every woman loves a guy with a big reproductive organ.  Let’s not kid ourselves.  Just like men are attracted to big breasts.  This is America, we all like big things.  But if you don’t have a big bank account to go with it, it’s like having the pepperoni without the pizza.”


8. “The record industry rolled over and wasn’t litigious.  You only get the respect you demand.  They didn’t go after the hundreds of thousands of college kids and wipe them off the face of the Earth for infringing on artists’ rights.”


9. “We’re all exactly the f–king same.  And anyone that says they want less money in life, be suspicious of this person.  This is a liar.  Everybody wants more money.”


10. “The only guys who have had more sex with women than me are basketball players and porn stars.  If you think I could compete with the likes Michael Jordan then you’re smoking something, which leaves the porn star.  But I never want some guy pointing to some woman and saying, ‘go have sex with that, here’s your money.’  It’s not a profession that would work for me.”

11. “I’ve never been high or drunk in my life, and I’ve never smoked cigarettes. It’s just not for me.”


12. “The irony is that the moron who wants to commit suicide always wants to do it in public.  He gets on a skyscraper and says ‘I’m going to jump!’  It’s a cry for help.  I’m the first person to say, ‘go ahead and jump’.  I really don’t care.”


13. “I’m fascinated with myself and love hearing the sound of my own voice. I’d like to hear what I have to say. A lot of people don’t like being alone because they truly don’t like themselves, but I love me.”



Answers will be posted tomorrow!

4 Responses

  1. jean simmons

    i know who gene simmons is, but who’s the old lady in the shades in the photo?