Bass Player Wanted for the Most Ridiculous Cover Band Ever

Meanwhile, on an unsuspecting bulletin board…

Do you have what it takes to play in this two-band cover band?

If you are a dedicated fan of both Korn and Smashmouth — and not just one or the other — keep reading.

Here’s the full ad:

We emailed Trevor to get more details on exactly what this band is.

We’re also not sure where this amazing group is located.  But outside of geographical restrictions, applicants must be absolutely devoted to two bands: Korn and Smashmouth.  And not just their biggest hits — though you don’t hate hits like ‘Freak on a Leash’ and “All Star,” either.  That last part is important.  Don’t be that jaded fan who can’t handle success.

Also, you don’t really have to play the bass.  That will come with time.  The main thing is that you have a bass, which is an important starting point for any bass player’s career.  In fact, a recent poll of famous bass players found that 100% owned a bass.

Now, if you are afraid to live life, you should definitely not apply.  So if you’re the type of bassist who likes to play Korn and Smashmouth songs in a dark corner, away from the challenges of life, do not apply for this gig!

Serious inquiries only!

Applicants should email Trevor at [email protected]