The Exploitation of Justin Bieber (In 6 Easy Pictures)

It’s really simple.

(please note: if you have not seen the movie Boogie Nights, this will not make any sense.)

1. Star Is Discovered…

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2. These Guys Get Rich.

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3. Star Implodes…

Combination photo of booking photos of Canadian teen pop singer Bieber in Miami Beach

 

4. These Guys Start Thinking.

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5. Star Is Replaced.

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6. These Guys Start Making Money Again.

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Any Questions?

 

 

8 Responses

    • Me

      I’m a little skeptical of this streaming survey. It’s based on 2,000 people over 12 years old. That’s an extremely small sample. I don’t think you can draw anything conclusive from those numbers.

    • Anonymous

      “Personally, I’m waiting for your take on the following stories… Dr. Dre’s Beats Music Said to Raise Up to $100 Million”

      Not to mention that Google now escalates its war against music, literature and movies:

      “There is significant, credible evidence emerging that car theft — oops, online piracy is primarily an availability and pricing problem”

      Source: Google, according to TorrentFreak

  1. hippydog

    Doesnt matter..
    Say all you want..
    We Canadians are NOT taking Bieber back….
    We won the Olympics hockey game.. and the bet.. (loser takes Bieber)
    😉

  2. CharlesS

    This article has absolutely NOTHING to do with music.

  3. Willis

    Did I click on Star Magazine or National Inquirer by mistake?

    Zzzz